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{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}

{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}