{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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