{"type":"programming","setup":"Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?","punchline":"Because they see sharp.","id":376}
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Stuart Woods was an American novelist, known best for his first novel Chiefs and his series of novels featuring protagonist Stone Barrington.
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{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
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IACT College, formerly known as Institute Advertising Communication Training, is now known as International Advertising, Communication and Technology College. IACT College offers programs in tertiary education from Certificate, Foundation, Diploma and Degree in the fields of Mass Communication, Marketing and Advertising, Broadcasting, Graphic Design, Event Communication, Professional Communication and Media Studies. In 1970, the two largest advertising associations in Malaysia came together to form what has become a college specializing in creative communication.
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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
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